Woo Gam. She’s a pornographic actress whose biggest hit on the dark web is Chinese Communism A Load Of Pork Balls. It’s quite a movie because it features Woo giving blow jobs to a number of high-ranking Chinese Communist Party officials, all of whom were caught on camera without their knowledge. What’s more she gets them all excited and then refuses to bring them to orgasm unless they repeat various ultra-leftist critiques of the Chinese state she mouths at them. Some people believe Woo is a communist sex witch using high magick to overthrow Maoist state capitalism. She’s rumoured to belong to a secret society called the International Communist Coven or ICC.